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I made a big ceremony out of cutting and serving wedding pie when I got married! Haha! I'm going to have to disagree with you on the appropriateness of pie on birthdays. You're saying that pie is more enjoyable because cake is TOO TASTY TO STOP? Does that count as cake-relevance? ), then you are, no doubt, a pie fanatic. Cake, the worst that happens is it gets a bit dry.So, cake or pie? i completely agree with the superiority of pie over cake any ol' day. Am I alone in my frosting dislike? Well said. it's called a Mr Kipling Bakewell Tars. 6 Fake Advertisements Based on Real Products. She accompanies these with naive drawings using Paint on her PC. Mad Over Donuts. Mmmm. but, just so you know, i WANTED to agree with you, because the pictures were so nice.so at least you're good at debating, if not knowing whether pie or cake is better. i mean, in reality, its just a giant soft cookie, which, is infinitely better than a small HARD cookie, but is it really a cake?is it?REALLY?while we're on the subject i can't help but bring up the whole "is cheesecake REALLY cake?" Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. That bit about the frosting rose made me snort. I have never had a birthday pie.It doesn't change the outcome, but it will make your more objective. Nearly any fruit is good in pie.Don't like fruit? i feel stabby!!" Nice information! Which sucks. and B) I described you as slightly insane (now I'm even more scared because it won't be that hard for you to find me). how dare she LET ME DOWN in such a devastating manner. I've had an ice cream pie though. Cookies. I like to have crumbs on me. This has caused me to think as to how to categorize chocolate dipped sandwich cookies. I argue that is a problem with the human race, not cake.2) Cake may ALSO be eaten with ice cream. Cake has much more severe, longer lasting consequences than pie: I'm reading: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach. I wish that I had pie right now. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in a layer of desperation. Oh man...After reading this, I'm leaning more towards pie now. Although I do very highly appreciate the amount of effort that was put forth in this study, I do believe I have found two very major lapses in testing. There are no pie decorating contests. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped. At first I thought she was depicting herself as a fish with a pink body and yellow dorsal fin. Frosting is icky. http://caketroll.tumblr.com/. 2 Tier Cupcake Stand. totally pie appropriate. I sent you an email. For this factor, pie is undoubtedly the winner; have you ever heard of somebody being caked in the face? However, a good point was mentioned with ice cream. Posted on January 20, 2019 January 20, 2019 by Sona. This reminds me of my body and it's inability to digest regular cake without going into an intestinal death fit of vili killing revenge pain. She tells fantastically funny, wise stories about the mishaps of her everyday life, with titles like 'Why Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving' and 'The God of Cake'. Pie is totally appropriate for all occasions! Pizza cake appears merely to be a cake masquerading as pizza...see Google. Except, of course, if we're talking ice cream cakes.Could you maybe do a comparative analysis of ice cream cake versus regular cake? My friends all seem to like cake, so I'm pretty sure they'll come read your blog. HOW CAN YOU BE IN MY HEAD? When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice. Just round. Why doesn't a cake chart make any sense? Also, when attempting to serve cake a wedding, you will get charged at least $3 a puny slice (and this is for simple plain old rectangular cakes. Since someone's throwing Duncan Hines at me right now, I must be the lone objector.However, PIE is pure bliss for any occasion. i'm gonna be switzerland on this issue. THANKSGIVING! Cool charts, thanks for posting! i love them both. Cake still may not come out on top, but I think cake is giving pie more of a run for its money than you have given it credit for.Husband disagrees, but he doesn't like frosting, so that makes him a Bad Person by definition. Perhaps, it is the Super Pie? 1. This shits like scientific. This post makes me sad because I have Type II diabetes and don't get to eat cake or pie very much at all anymore. I would eat all of the cake or I would evaporate from the sheer power of my desire to eat it. This page would be a lot more entertaining if you were to post a series of pictures of you wearing a doberman & pole dancing above a tank of sharks, whilst eating a taco & … I do agree that frosting is the best part. Because I nearly choked on an orange when I saw the "cake chart". My apologies to all if the universe should explode as a result of this. Just thought you would enjoy this! But overall, as a cake person, I found myself very persuaded by your reasoning. The people beside me were LAWLing, everyone was LAWLing seeing your amazing drawings!!HILARIOUS. Its only existence is detailed here:http://bandtcrowd.blogspot.com/2009/01/quad-pie-worlds-greatest-pie-baking.html. debate. It has what appears to be melty frosting ON THE INSIDE but no frosting on the outside, does that disqualify it completey, possibly creating a new dessert catagory? Um so I have something to say to all you supposed "cupcake" lovers out there. Dramatic Reading of A Real Breakup Letter, Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. i wanna cake pie. my faith in humanity is restored. Fuck yeah.). Thanks for this. That kicks frosting's ass anyday.3)As Stalin once said, quantity has a quality all it's own.4)Okay, I don't get either side of this argument. Tremble as I devour your points like morsels of tasty, tasty cake.1) Even your graph admits cake tastes better right off the bat. Hope you don't mind that A) I used one of your graphics (was a little scared to do that after your lecture in today's post!) it too is clearly better than standard cake, yet can we really consider it a cake just because it is named as thus? There's no nasty bread part, but also there's no crust. The person who created national pie day created it on his birthday so his students would bring him pie on his birthday. What about the cupcake? But then I saw that it is about being overwhelmingly sad for no reason. I enjoy cream cheese frosting but not the other kind. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. I'd wager that 95% of cakes are in one of two flavors -- vanilla and chocolate, and the icing is similarly limited. Your best post yet! As in number 4 where you can have a pie chart but no cake chart, for number 5, society has "birthday cake", but there is no "birthday pie." I did not interact with Richard. Oh my God, it's heaven on a plate!6)Diabetes sucks. Hmmmm...Nope. It's ALWAYS someone's birthday!6) Alright, I can't find a way to spin diabetes as a positive, so I'll give you this one. The first picture shows us a circular pie AND a circular cake. its no contest. Whar you should do is take some frosting and some pie filling and smush it all together and eat it with a spoon. Although the pie chart always works, I do think you preclude the possibility of a round cake chart. But, coconut pie fresh out of the oven. Cake Pie would be an AWESOME way to go.Kind of like dying during sex.Guaranteed to go with a smile on your face.Except in this case, your smile is crusted over with frosting.AND, you have your clothes on when the medics arrive.Maybe. If I want bread, I'll go make a sammich. I've even had a few over the years. Cheesecake is really pie.So pie > cake.End. While I prefer pie to cake, I must point out that there are several kinds of cake, some more delicious than others, and various shapes, sizes and indeed basic designs. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Allie Brosh: "Hyperbole and a Half" - Talks at Google. Your super pie idea gave me a funny feeling in my tummy. Crust? I love cake. It is my job and my obsession. Pie > Cake, but Cupcakes > Pie (just my opinion). Please send any unwanted Christmas cakes my way, I'll comfort them and happily give them a safe home in the depth of my stomach....Other than that a great post as usual....carry on. why yes, yes it is :Dlove itSophia, hey I have you seen the new lady gaga music video, what do yo think of it, someone like you is sure to hav an opinioin, you can see what I think on my bloghttp://confessionsofateenageexpat.blogspot.com/oh and fyi, you know malou from toasters and kangaroo? I suppose it's the same as the cheesecake question. well im the one who made pinkkkkky for her, so you know what kinda stuff im into :). Thus said, I now leave it in your hands to try to counter this rock solid research, which is top secret and powerful (as you must trust).Thank you,Betty Crocker. Pie most definitely wins over cake any day, even on birthdays, I would hazard. I was overwhelmingly sad for no reason today. :o)pie-shmie, who needs pie, now if we're talking buttertarts, that's a whole different ballgame!~Jenn. See more ideas about Hyperbole and a half, Hyperbole, Bones funny. Stuck for a dessert to wow the dinner party? I hate to totally disagree. Plus, you can't have your cake and eat it too, but I bet you CAN have your pie and eat it too. It's just not humanly possible.2)True, pie has no frosting. Never heard of it. Aug 13, 2013 - Explore MaryAnn Lemon's board "Hyperbole and a Half" on Pinterest. Cake is so much more than you give it credit for!Pie is lovely, but it's no cake. Your content unique and meaningful.Thanks, I just thought you should know that a few years ago, a radio station in my home town (which is really a city, but home city sounds odd), had a whole campaign dedicated to pie. its a perfect insult. Pretty sure cupcakes trump everything...but I may have to do additional research to make sure. I stumbled across your blog today, and i have been reading for hours; thinking YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME! This comment has been removed by the author. 4. Also, Red Velvet cake is a wonderful Christmas cake, so cake should be higher for Christmas.And although you touch on frosting in #3, it is all about the flavor ratio. He stood in his driveway for a minute or two and then went back into his house. Oct 3, 2011 - My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. Same amount of icing over the whole thing.Also, this is brilliant. In cake, the highest concentration of awesomeness is found in the frosting. Well Well Well..I am uncertain of your scientific approach. Then it gets the same amount of frosting. Point for awesome? In fact, you used this whole post to complain about cake. But everyone knows brownies are at the top of the food chain. Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. I followed over from A Bride's Brain.FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. I frickin' love pie. In fact there are ice cream cakes! Even if you are having a pie for your birthday, you would say "My birthday cake is a pie this year." Nearly any fruit is good in pie. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. I will now eat a piece of pie. Your eye is fooling you and you're being cheated, my friends. The One. But I would really really really really like to. Pies are for eating, period.Pies are also more likely to suck than cakes, because they take more skill. Some have actually died after eating from sheer joy. I love all sorts of baked goods, but pie takes the cake (pardon the pun)! Yeah, that Bill Gates. It was perhaps a mistake to read this while eating. It's the same principle - area of the relevant coloured part versus area of the whole cake. Gebundene Ausgabe. No I don't so don't expect an answer..You're THE BEST Allie!P/s : Is ice cream cake an ice cream or a cake? No, cooler! I'm on Team Pie. The enjoyment curve for pie appears to be much more stable over time. My son and the rest of his weirdo pre-adolescent 5th grade friends are obsessed with pie. You don't appear to be a reliable source for cake/pie comparisons. I have to quibble with number 5. Pie, however, can be sweet, sour, or savory. However, if your mother-in-law is like mine, then you've had to choke down a lot of bad, cardboard-crust, over-sweet, gloppy pies with a fake "MMMMMmmmmmm!" Cakes can be whimsical, cakes can be awe-inspiring, cakes can be clever, cakes can be beautiful, cakes can be surprising. You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative, like maybe you WANT to be depressed… Especially blueberry pie. Do you bring cake? Kudos! I still agree that pie is a lot better nutritionally and in terms of variety of flavours and ingredients though. You're a nut. Fucking brilliant. Because I'll bite you if you are. It used to be that I loved cake more than pie, but what's better than an apple pie or a pecan pie? Sorry, I was just so, er...enthusiastic. love your blogs on Scientific, I really liked your review. Not arguing that one. Also MODG has a point, I have never seen funfetti pie. About fucking time we got some real evidence on this very serious debate had in not only America but all other countries (not including the poor ones of course it's very unlikely they have a cake or celebrate birthdays).As my research expands on Foods-I-think-are-Awesome Vs. Foods-Similar-that-aren't-as-Good. Don't believe me? Fruit cake sucks. Unfortunately 3 and 4 still don't make sense. Pie can also be meat!Chicken Pie, Steak Pie, Pork Pie! i get excited about dessert. Apr 18, 2013 - I love cake. And I only like key lime pie and that chocolate silk pie that usually lives in the freezer. Spiders are Scary. THERE IS NO CHOICE. I have a friend who won't eat birthday cake because he doesn't think it's fair to pie. but, now you have come through for me. That's a lot harder to do with cake. But I'm sure it was hilarious, and I will actually read it now. Angel Birthday Cake. As stated by Jim Gaffigan, "You never hear about a hot chick jumping out of a pie, its too messy... 'I'm here!' Please see:Http://OMGPIE.com/Case closed :-), I love eatin out pie...especially in a 69 position lol. My friend, Duncan (and his Mom and Dad, Mr&Mrs Hines) have opposing scientific evidence. you obviously eat all the wrong cake, have you ever been to a place called Europe, you can't even find pie there because it's so, what's the word, suckie in comparison. pie is not appropriate at a birthday. Cake pie is the best way to commit suicide. I might have argued with you, but the illustrations make it clear that you have a point. Have you ever heard of a chicken pot cake? And Logic. Every time that happened, I felt a special kinship with Bill and I wondered if the scenes that had tickled me were the same ones that had made him explode in an appreciative laugh. POW!3) Yes, but as history agrees, Stalin sucked ass.5) I assure you chocolate birthday cakes exist, and in great numbers.4 & 6) N/A. Jacquie, Chart #3 reminds me of when my son was in pre-school and a student brought birthday cupcakes to the class. But, I totally disagree. etc. Totally rulez! You win this round, pie. And then... this.I am sorry... but cake rules. Its my birthday and I went on earlier hoping you had made a new post and now you have about birthday cake! Hang on - there is a clear lack of extrapolation here. If you'd like to take a look it's here, http://createdbydiane.blogspot.com/2010/03/today-is-pi-day.htmlI'm following and look forward to seeing more of you blog. Tarts are everything that's good and wonderful about a pie, but in miniature. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This might stem from the fact that I hate icing (unless it's cream cheese) and that the crust is my FAVE part of the pie. I think you just solved all problems in humanity! My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. Especially blueberry pie.Also, pie is great in almost any flavor. But that's just the price you pay for such concentrated awesomeness. I believe this link is relevant to your interests: http://jezebel.com/5509799/the-pie-vs-cake-championship-match-one-dessert-to-rule-them-all. Bacon pie is proof that the flying spaghetti monster (PBUH) loves us and wants us to be happy. Yeah. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Brava! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! I don't really like pie. I now have pie charts and graphs on my side.You have provided a great service to humanity. I had to. See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, make me laugh. I am a math nerd and I work with a bunch of math nerds, so every year on March 14 (3.14), we celebrate "pi day" by gorging on pie. Pie appears to contain a greater relative volume of enjoyable substances. For the first time ever, listen to dramatic Hyperbole and a Half audio! It can be a tart, a quiche, a cheesecake (which is really a custard pie), or even a pizza pie! So I'm not quite sure how I feel now. I think anon amus is just plain mean. Elijah ate the frosting off the top then told me, "I don't really like the bread part.". I mean, who wants the bottom of a cupcake? Epic Half Drip Cake Tutorial- Rosie's Dessert Spot. FROM THE PUBLISHER:Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. Flawless explanation of unequal frosting distribution. As to the cupcake question - I would argue that cupcakes do more harm than good, because you are expected to eat them with your hands and then you get crumbs on your boobs and it's terribly embarrassing, also a waste of crumbs. Well done. So when she had finally gotten a handful of the cake, a chain reaction had then been set into motion. Totally deserves it's own comparison. http://www.examiner.com/x-241-Beer-Examiner~y2009m1d11-I-founded-National-Pie-Day-in-1975-so-what-does-this-have-to-do-with-beer, Cake is so much better. love the copyright warning. I had tasted cake and there was no going back. Or maybe it's melted down mini snickers bars and candy corn? I think that makes us creepy. Allie, you're gaining like a hundred followers a week! The writer of Hyperbole and a Half, Allie Brosh, uses a combination of hilarious hand drawn pictures and a comical way of explaining the happenings of her life that draws you in. I think I love you. I would be interested in the results of such an investigation. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition … Pie is more scientifically versatile: 5. Flavored custard filling it is!Pie. "Thanks for the great read by the way :D. Hmm, well, I prefer the inside of the cake (the cake) to the outside (the frosting) and the outside of the pie (the crust) to the inside (the filling), so my findings are markedly different.Have you done any research into the phenomenon of the Bakewell tart, which is a cake inside a pie crust (with jam)? Boston Creme Pie is the perfect hybrid of a cake and a pie. Cake is wonderful. My fiancé is having Groom's Pie at our wedding instead of Groom's Cake. pie sucks. The inhomogeneity of cakes lends itself to baking them of different shapes and sizes - to create cake castles etc. Word.(Also? Cake is cake -- essentially a buttery, small-crumb sweet bread. I need a raise over here. I had to google it, which was tough because I didn't remember it well at first...but basically, your pie guy could totally be the new Therapy Buddy drawing.http://www.mytherapybuddy.com/index.shtmlSome of the pictures are weird and hard to see clearly, but basically, it looks like he just got done eating pie. One look at your "Super Pie" and I was immediately reminded of the cooking segment I saw where a guy made a dessert version of the Turducken, basically baking three different pies inside three different cake flavors and making one monster pie-cake dessert. Also, you can bake surprises, like kittens or glass, into pies. Allie. I think you're eating the wrong kinds of cake. 4,7 von 5 Sternen 3.914. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.Brava. That could happen. Actually, it's basically triple pie since you need apple, pumpkin, and pecan pies to make a complete thanksgiving dessert. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!4) I suppose you've never seen a circular cake, which can be cut into PIE-LIKE SECTIONS? But for different reasons. And now I really want pumpkin pie.I'm pretty sure your website is the greatest thing on the internet. The act of decorating a cake can polarize it and cause a dangerously uneven distribution of frosting, leading to discord and animosity during serving time. Es wird kein Kindle Gerät benötigt. +Jessie, Don't forget you can make a pie with four completely different flavors, also known as a Quad Pie. The God of Cake. I think pie should be a little lower. I just saw him. Is it pumpkin? Disagree that pie is not a birthday food. and whoever begs to differ should have their faces slapped with a fetus. You can listen to a preview here: http://www.amazon.com/Cake-V-Pie/dp/B002XI077SIt's on his CD which came out early this year, you can get it at http://www.aspecialthing.com/store/I think in the interest of scientific cordiality you should credit him since he came to the same conclusion in his act as you (re: hiybridization of cake/pie). personally, i think cheesecake belongs in the same family as pumpkin pie, yet ANOTHER item that although named as pie, i don't really think falls into the true classification of "pie".im thinking we should rally for an entirely NEW genre of dessert foods that will encompass such unclassifiable items as pumpkin pie and cheesecake and just throw them in there.honestly, i don't like either pumpkin pie or cheescake very much so i could do without them altogether, so whatever.also, i think you need a book deal.like, seriously... What about molten cake? And that stinks. Awesome awesome awesome. it is humanly impossible to have too much pie. HOW-EVER…all this talk of pie vs. cake has me wondering where cookie cake might fall into the ranking? For his 11th birthday, I gave him a rolling pin and his friends came over and we all made pies. Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened | Brosh, Allie | ISBN: 8601401132530 | Kostenloser Versand für alle Bücher mit Versand und Verkauf duch Amazon. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful…. re #3 If you make a cake and the frosting is the best part - You're doing it wrong! For the rest of you reading this, there's no further debate necessary: PIE RULES!!!! This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Then again, if pie v. cake was an easy question, then philosophers wouldn't have spent so much time on it. !Cool beans. Here is a Cake vs Pie debate on youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg8LYHCtqg. So when she had finally gotten a handful of the cake, a chain reaction had then been set into motion. Yeah and you have never even heard of a pizza cake... ummm if you have heard of a pizza cake please contact me... if not then yeah cake totally blows and pie rules! The fact is that cakes take many different shapes, while pies are limited to the boring circle. My coworkers laugh at my love of pie, and now I can shove this scientific proof of its superiority in their faces! This compelling case of pastry weighings is likely more then enough evidence to look no further into the matter and realistically not expect a lot of guff when presented as an Absolute Truth.You and the Makers of Pop Vs Soda are truly great people; game changers in the favoritism food topics world. Bad idea to read this in class! White cake with white frosting? Instead of trying to flex your rebellious attitude on the web, try removing the expletives.This is good, unfortunately, I will not be sharing it with anyone because of your word choice. It makes me nervous. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Who gives a shit. This Post is Brought to You by Spiders. So it is a easy to share as a pie ! It's so simple and so good it just makes sense!That's like saying penises should go into vaginas, but I'm not going to credit God every time I have sex. American cake is a disservice to the word and all cake eaters, the only thing it is good for is food fights, which I will admit pies are better for, but then there is the issue that you have to launch whole pies and not pieces, so that's debatable depending on how much ammo you need. It's even better for text wrapping, in scientific documents because of its linearity.Also - cupcakes are uniform and homogenous, and cakes make statements! Just skip the crust and actual cake bits. Hands down the best cake of all but it's kinda more pie-like. Pie still wins. He would adore this post, but I can't show him all those f-bombs. Chocolate chips inside the cake make the cornucopious enjoyment last nearly as long as that of pie. But, you can take hot pie and put ice cream on it and it gets all melty. Well you started this off with a lie. You forgot another important point. if it would survive the mailing (it wouldn't), i would send you a starwberry cake from this local bakery. Plus its fun to call your friends 'tarts'. this is an argument (me) and the bee have been having for quite some time and have yet to settle on a resolution. I could live off Donuts. Ok, so my one question would be that my cousin (who is 24) made a birthday cake for Jesus this year on Christmas. I'm going to present all my team statistics in the form of cake charts from now on. They write short stories and poems about pie, and their graffiti always reads: "I like pie." 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